Say What?

I am sure that it would be interesting to know exactly when churches stopped putting their meeting times and some words of welcome on their signboards and started making up puns and enigmatic messages. It would also be interesting to know why they switched over.

I travel a particular area of Interstate 81 frequently, and once stopped to photograph a church signboard message that read "JESUS - HIS BLOOD'S FOR YOU." This week that sign said "FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN - DETAILS INSIDE." Then there was the church near my home that put up for the week before Mother's Day "ITS MOTHERS DAY, SO HAVE A NICE DAY ALL YOU MOTHERS."

Today, caught without my camera, I stopped to write down the words from another church signboard. It says "LIBERTY LIES MORE IN THE CHOICE MADE THAN IN THE RIGHT TO MAKE THE CHOICE."

All I can figure about this statement is that these folks need a dictionary. And a history book or a newspaper might help as well.

A New Leaf

My Alocasia x Amazonica (Thanks to Dr. George Treadwell at Emory & Henry College for the name) is unfurling a new leaf!

Peaches getting ripe!

The peaches are smaller this summer, but they are getting ripe. The mockingbirds that hatched in the holly tree nearby are sure that they own this tree also, so I will have to fight for some of the peaches.

The Gas War

Well, I finally bought a new car. I have a long commute to work with no possibility of public transportation, so I spent some time looking for a car that was dependable, was comfortable for me, and had good gas mileage.

I didn't get a Prius because I spend most of my driving time on the highway, and the fuel efficiency of the Prius on the highway is not much better than the car I bought. It charges its electric system when you use the brake, and I don't hit the brake too often between the entrance ramp and the exit ramp. I don't speed, but I am a steady driver and you just don't brake much on the highway. The second day I drove my new car a groundhog ran across the highway in front of me, and I would have generated some electricity then if I had been driving a Prius. But ordinarily the groundhogs just wave as I go by, they don't run into the road. So I don't brake much. So I didn't buy a Prius.

But I did think about one. I thought about how I might spring for the extra money if it could charge its battery on the highway.

People who know me know that I am a little wierd when I start thinking about how some little ordinary thing might be done with what we have at hand. I have been that way a long time, and I can't help it. Some things work and some do not.

One invention that did work came from watching my little one try to drink from his Evenflo bottle while riding in a car seat. He could hold the bottle, but he looked really uncomfortable tipping his head back to get the liquid to the nipple. I thought about this problem for a day or two, then I cut a big hole in the nipple, inverted it in the bottle, screwed on the ring, and pushed a drinking straw through the hole. The straw fitted snugly, the bottle was spill-proof, and the child could sit up and drink. I credit this early version of the sports bottle/squeezer with helping my children learn to read (books not being printed on ceilings, ordinarily), and it did turn heads in restaurants. I didn't patent the thing, but my children and the children of my friends who caught the idea had squeezers long before the first one was on the market.

Now I'm thinking about how to charge the electric motor in that Prius. I figure it needs a little spoiler on the back end with some little windmills built into it and linked to a small generator. I don't know why that wouldn't work. Put your window down at 60 mph and see how much wind you have out there. Or maybe the little windmills could hide behind the grille or be built around the headlights. Or my son says you might be able to add little ramscoops to the sides.

I don't know why that wouldn't work.