October 20, 2004
Commandment goes missing
Apparently in my little corner of the Commonwealth, the Republican majority has only nine commandments. Deuteronomy 5:19 has gone missing. Otherwise, we wouldn't all be having our Kerry Edwards yard signs stolen.
Posted by sarahwilliams at October 20, 2004 08:43 PMComments
You need a Deut. 5:19 sign to put next to it.
Posted by: John at October 20, 2004 09:54 PMMy theory:
A Bush sign in the yard says the to-be-pitied residents support Bush.
A Kerry sign in the yard says the informed residents support Kerry.
NO sign in the yard says it's a Kerry house - their sign was stolen by Bush supporters.
So, count the number of Bush signs to learn how many in your neighborhood support Bush. Then, add the number of Kerry signs to the number of NO signs to learn how many support the Kerry/Edwards ticket.